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Who is this Idiot?

Some knucklehead is calling in threats to Lincoln-Way Central. Where's Jack Bauer when you need him?

As you've probably heard, some knucklehead is calling in threats to . He says he's going to bring a gun in and shoot up the place. The police were unable to track him on March 6 when he did it the first time because he used an untracable phone. He did it again on Monday and the police are working to identify this person.

What I want to know is where's Jack Bauer when you need him. His peeps would be able to track this guy down and send Jack to deal with him. You remember how CTU was, they could focus in on someones mustache from space and sample the DNA from the sandwich left in it, trace it to the deli he bought the sandwich at and look at the security tape. The arrest would be made before the show ended. Jack would interrogate the suspect and get him to confess with a little 5-knuckle persuasion.

Unfortunatley, Jack is a figment of our imagination and it's hard to track down idiots like this. What we need is a little help from the public. Someone knows this guy. And maybe knows he has a grudge against Lincoln-Way Central.

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Maybe he didn't make the football team, or got an F on a history test back in 1988 and it ruined his life. Maybe he couldn't get the vase right in ceramics and the teacher yelled at him. Who knows. Maybe he's just deranged. I think the latter is probably the truest statement. People like this really need help. Or a long stay in a correctional facility. 

So if you have any idea's who this person is call the police. You never know what these kind of people are capable of. Maybe he's just a creep, but we can't take that chance. Let's get him locked up ASAP!

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