Holy House! Get a Load of This House They Have For Sale in Lincoln-Way

You want to see a nice house in Lincoln-Way? Well check this one out. It's up for sale in New Lenox.

This "stately custom home" on an acre and a half "heavily wooded cul-de-sac lot" with a gated brick driveway not only has a finished basement and second kitchen with dining booths and a deluxe bar area, but also boasts a sauna, not one but two rec rooms, and a gazebo, according to Zillow.

And if all of that wasn't enough, this house on Tessington Court has five fireplaces, six ovens (why on earth would you need six ovens?), a four-car garage, an indoor putting green and a glass block shower with nine body sprays.

"Exquisite is the only word to describe" a house like this, Zillow says.

Now, with all that amazing stuff you're probably going to want a security system to protect it, otherwise you may feel insecure.

Is that a deal-breaker? They already want $1.75 million for this house and now you need to go out and buy a security system, you may think, feeling discouraged and vaguely put-upon. Is that really fair?

Maybe it's fair and maybe it's not, but it doesn't even matter. And that's because this house already has a security system. Of course it does.

This is nearly the perfect house, and it's right here in New Lenox. It's just a shame there's only the five bathrooms.

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