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If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to Dr. Nguyen Van Falk, who provided the winning punchline to 

penguin: "I thought capri pants were out of style."

man: "Well, your tux ain't workin' either."

Billable Hours May 04, 2012 at 06:28 PM
Ever been with a bird that can fly? Who wants to become part of the mile high club?
Billable Hours May 04, 2012 at 06:35 PM
This fantasy is overrated! I'm failing to see the big deal about being with two chicks at the same time!
BEATING JJN AT NFL PICKS May 04, 2012 at 07:02 PM
How about we find a turkey and make a turducken under the sheets at my place?
Tom SA/MH May 07, 2012 at 05:37 AM
Not only does his quack not echo, he can make it audible to only every other person should the need arise. In his duckling years, he consulted the US Air Force on flying the V-formation. He once took in a struggling panda and her cub for a winter in his house in the Beverly Hills. He is the most interesting duck in the world. "I don't always eat here, but when I do, I choose the biscuits and gravy."
Tom May 07, 2012 at 06:25 PM
You brought me here to tell me I'm adopted?


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