Its the realestate agent asking how many trees you said you had on our property

Look up a doc for rhinoplasty hun.

Hey, there's an app that will tell you if any of your relatives are apes.

This creationalism thing must be a mistake. Let's get back to evolution. REBOOT!!!

Take the phone and call me if you have
vine trouble.

It's a jungle out there, take this.......it has built in GPS.

OK, quit your Vining. Here's the remote !

You can't find the Evite because there really isn't a party, but now that we're alone let's get primal!!!!

Wow! Can you believe this! The woman of your dreams who would adore, love and wait on you nonstop is on the phone!! It's your Mommy!!!

"And who exactly is Bubbles?"

I think your're taking this Caveman Diet too seriously!!

Ummm, Jane? What the heck's a phone?

You're swinging there by yourself today. I'm calling a cab.

If your a swinger, call someone that cares!

"I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that your parents wouldnt let you borrow the car."

I heard you get better reception if you hold your phone while doing a head stand.

Wife: "Don't give me the 'I don't have pockets' excuse....would you like for me to tell you where to put it?"

It's Cheetah. He lost his job and he wants to move back home.

Dont forget your phone luv, have a great day at the office.

Sis what do you mean that WebMD says its not normal for us to have testicles on our knees?

The Clicker only turns ON the tv Jane

Here, put more bananas in my account, I need to go shopping.
I can't stand that we have a matching his and her's wardrobe!

Hieroglyphics with friends?

That little 'problem' that you've been having lately? Yeah ... there's an app for that ...

Hey Tarzan try texting me on this!

dose your vine have a cell number

I think this fell out of your pocket

I see you bought a cell phone

yes! that is my cell phone

It's your mother better answer it

Holly Tiger lillies you got me a gift

I found this do you want it

You bought HOW MANY coconuts on E-Bay????

here's an app that'll trace our family tree. oops, this IS our family tree, never mind.

When I pull this, Lurch will come and show you to your room.

When I said I wanted an apple, I meant the kind you eat!

This will work really great in ten thousand years when the put up the cell tower.