This wasn't what I had in mind when I asked you to bear with me!

Oh Honey, I'm Bi-Polar.

You told me I could invite anyone except for my mother!

He's thirsty. Do we have a Coke?

When you sent me to the grocery store for ice, I told a friend while standing at the freezer section, that things at my house have been very cold. This polar bear over heard me, he just told me global warming has kicked him out of his house.

He says he's the "great white hope" in D2, yet has a snowball's chance in....of winning the special election.

This guy is selling Klondike bars to help raise awareness for bipolar disorders.

Just go lay on the floor in front of the fireplace.

you need how much ice for your pool?

Honey! Your mail order do-it-yourself fur coat just arrived.

I thought I won a year's supply of Polar Beer.

He's says he's been in Washington so long, and it's colder there than the North Pole.

Just go lay on the floor next to the fireplace.

he was campaigning for easter seals, but he ate the seal.

Marge, I think it's time that we address the Bear on the porch now that we took care of the Elephant and Gorilla "in the room"s!!

I told you Frosty Paws puts on weight.....

Another one of your old boyfriends is at the door!!

Honey! WHY do we have a polar bear at our front door?

I opened the door because he was white.

Billable, I think your comment, as well as the others I've seen in this website, has to be a pretty WITTY one (probably wittier than mine).

Sincerely yours,
David Lawrence Konen

He says he left his old neighborhood after all the black bears started moving in. Oh and he wants to borrow some sugar.

Bob, your reply is as FUNNY as some of the others I'd seen in this tonight!

Greg, I think many of the punchlines many of us (including myself) had supplied have proven to be VERY funny.