Add the Punchline to Our Space Dog Cartoon
If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.
Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!
At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.
Congratulations to James Perry, who provided the winning punchline to last week's Firecracker Nose comic:
Aren't you Krazy Kaplan's kid?
Antonia Mcknabb
7:16 am on Wednesday, July 11, 2012
Dog hungry for the world
Randy Anderson
7:58 am on Wednesday, July 11, 2012
We are saved! Mars agrees to follow Fido until we pass.
Billable Hours
8:02 am on Wednesday, July 11, 2012
This Transvestite News is about as informative as Fox News!
mom
8:33 am on Wednesday, July 11, 2012
Whats with your picture? I hope your not making fun of Jesus.. Fox tells the truth and there is no spin! They have the best ratings in all cable news! I wonder why? Oh I know why, Folks who want to know the truth with classy comentators watch and learn from Fox!
Billable Hours
9:52 am on Wednesday, July 11, 2012
Um.....Wow......how natural selection has avoided you this long is nothing short of a miracle! I hope you're not making fun of moms because calling yourself "mom" is really offensive to anything that has ever given birth!
Bob
11:27 am on Wednesday, July 11, 2012
on the other hand, Billable, your last contemptible post certainly removes any doubt from my mind that you are truly a "Mother...." At least that's half of the way I'd describe you!
Billable Hours
12:27 pm on Wednesday, July 11, 2012
Teresa???? Hey Tickle Monster welcome back! I thought you were gone running the plantation. Anyway, bad news about your Bill O'Reilly blow up doll. Mom wrecked that thing on her No Spin Zone! Thank God you have that Sean Hannity backup, but don't forget there's still that tear in the rear of it!
Bob
12:34 pm on Wednesday, July 11, 2012
Gee, Billable exactly how did you create that tear in the 'rear" of Hannity Doll?LOL
Something tells me the "bi" in your description doesn't refer to you being "bi-partisan"! (rimshot)
A single friend of mine remarked that Obama has REALLY been ruining his love life. Last week he started dating a new girl and things were going well until he realized he was planning to do to her EXACTLY what Obama and the Democrats have been doing to this country for the last 3 1/2 years! (rimshot-with apologies to Woody Allen)
Billable Hours
4:21 pm on Wednesday, July 11, 2012
I can't with 100% certainty remember what happened that night. Thou I know in my heart it was amazing, all the Zimas I had have left me vague on the details. If some polaroids or video ever surface you'll be the first to know! Even though I'm not bi I'm still intrigued by your ability to take your teeth out. It definately has its advantages (bazinga)! You don't really consider your hand with 2 eyes drawn on it and some lipstick a friend do you? (bazinga)
Chronicles of Bob
12:11 am on Thursday, July 12, 2012
Mom and the Bob, the two of you seem to have some sexual tensions between each other. All this lashing out and attacking are unlike you. Let the the republican conservative rear end tension go. Speaking just for myself, id like to see that magic. Plug in the beta max, press record, and be free.
LaShawn Wilson
8:07 am on Wednesday, July 11, 2012
And in today's Dog eat Dog world, this fed-up pup decided to skip the middle man.
Eli Reed
9:03 am on Wednesday, July 11, 2012
Breaking news, dogs have created a new super race after finding out what really happens to them after eating chocolate. We go live now to Lord Houndstooth as he delivers his demands to the world
LADY EAGLES #1 FAN
9:10 am on Wednesday, July 11, 2012
This new Julia Roberts film is a train wreck!
Hoghead
9:46 am on Wednesday, July 11, 2012
Looks like Pluto is still upset from being declassified a planet in our solar system.
Irish Ross
6:13 pm on Wednesday, July 11, 2012
Good one!!!
Debbie
9:51 am on Wednesday, July 11, 2012
Super Dog says, "Dog Gone it, Heroin will kill you!" ~Take a bite out of crime~
Rob Piorkowski
10:11 am on Wednesday, July 11, 2012
In the news today...Clifford finally gets his revenge!
S R
10:30 am on Wednesday, July 11, 2012
In World News tonight, Otis spit the Earth back out after tasting all the bitterness and hatred!
Leda
10:40 am on Wednesday, July 11, 2012
Today's Top Story: "Earth avoids collision with Pluto but gets stuck passing through Uranus."
LADY EAGLES #1 FAN
10:51 am on Wednesday, July 11, 2012
Dang it John, get Bernie away from our Earth model! We're on live right now with our Global Warming story!
Ooftus Gooftus
10:53 am on Wednesday, July 11, 2012
Whoa!!! I felt better on top of Romney's car!!
Bob
11:13 am on Wednesday, July 11, 2012
"...and in breaking news, the Obama Administration has grown tired of enslaving the world "one bite at at a time" and decided to do it in one....big...bite!"
MrSmackAttack
12:22 pm on Wednesday, July 11, 2012
Breaking News out of the Fox News Center... It's Obama's fault!! He created giant dogs to devour you. - This message sponsored by the republicn party..
Green Teeth from Flossmoor
1:45 pm on Wednesday, July 11, 2012
Breaking News From washington.. the Repulican members of congress have unleashed their strongest response to date on the chances of Obama Care becoming law…
Stacey
5:27 pm on Wednesday, July 11, 2012
You will never believe what my dog hacked up tonight!
Irish Ross
6:17 pm on Wednesday, July 11, 2012
"Now on our NEWS 0 Update...Rosie O'Donnell "speaks" out again........
Chronicles of Bob
11:57 pm on Wednesday, July 11, 2012
Oh Romney, i hope you win the election, for me to poop on!
Chronicles of Bob
2:49 pm on Thursday, July 12, 2012
Laser cats meet their match!
Billable Hours
5:38 pm on Thursday, July 12, 2012
This is Miley Cyrus' new tattoo and Kim Kardashian said it was so 2011. We now go back to your regularly scheduled program.
Chronicles of Bob
6:09 pm on Thursday, July 12, 2012
For me to poop on!
Billable Hours
8:02 pm on Thursday, July 12, 2012
Bad Triumph bad!
Janet Dukic
10:20 pm on Thursday, July 12, 2012
Howwwwww Alert. "How Americans can Buy American" book authored by Roger Simmermaker is reported to be missing from the U.S Olympic Committee Library.
We are asking each and every American to find the book, and throw it at them!
Tim
9:03 pm on Sunday, July 15, 2012
"Yes, I want to take all of you into my mouth!"
Leda
1:49 pm on Monday, July 16, 2012
Today's story: "McGruff takes a bite out of world crime!"
eric nelson
2:25 pm on Sunday, August 26, 2012
Wow it that the dog star or what