You should totally get one, he'll build all the toys, wrap all the presents, put up Christmas decorations, clean the house, walk the dog, cook dinner, and even help little Timmy with his homework...and he'll do it all in one night.

Don't worry, he's always like this the day after Christmas.

Santa needs a break from the photo-shoot auditions for the new "People of Wal Mart" calendar.

Excuse me Miss, where do I find the live animals?

Even though i have amazing turkey legs and rockin a Unibomber Hoodie, at least a I got me a Santa!!

I put the reindeer on layaway.

"What? He was on Sale!"

They were on sale. I got the last one.

Forget the fancy lights and mechanical reindeer! What better way to one-up the neighbors' holiday decor than with a LIVE Santa?

The grinch may have stolen Christmas, but I'm stealing Santa claus.

My Santa came with a "Naughty List" and your name was on it ;)

With my store value card and that mega coupon from last Sunday insert, Boy! I got me a Santa deal!!

Artificial or real? Miss, I find that question terribly rude! I could easily ask you the same thing!!!!!

He asked what I wanted for Christmas. I said he can start on a new roof before the snow hits.

Apparently with no receipt, all they wanted to give me was store credit, so I decided to keep him.

Yes, that is an elf in my pocket.

You git what you git and you don't make a fit eh? I'm going to make sure of that!

I found him collapsed in pharmacy with a refill for his viagra. He mumbled something about being half way through his 'naughty girl' list.

Yes Virginia I do believe in Santa Claus

I realize this Black Friday thing is crazy, but 75% off Santas is to good to pass up! Don't be jealous there is one more just like him ringing a bell at the Jewels

oh you bet your sweet but Im a 151 teacher...btw were going on strike...got any spare change??

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