Add the Punchline to Our Pharmacy Cartoon
If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.
Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!
At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.
Congratulations to Tough On the Inside, who provided the winning punchline to last week's Alien Commuter comic:
No offense taken. Some women just aren't into long distance relationships.
Chronicles of Bob
9:38 pm on Tuesday, October 9, 2012
So the viagra is to scale?
Chronicles of Bob
9:41 pm on Tuesday, October 9, 2012
Can you help me to my car?
Frank
1:22 pm on Wednesday, October 10, 2012
I know my doctor talked to me about a new partner , I didnt think he was prescribing me one.
LADY EAGLES #1 FAN
1:22 pm on Wednesday, October 10, 2012
Sir I'll be right with you. Just let me bring these Spouse Menopause Toleration meds to the back.
LADY EAGLES #1 FAN
1:22 pm on Wednesday, October 10, 2012
Yes hi, my doctor called in a prescription to help me with my poor self-esteem and feelings of loneliness. Oh, this mail order bride must be yours!
Billable Hours
1:22 pm on Wednesday, October 10, 2012
Sir your wife is going to love this vibrating prescription to help her with her sex drive. Please allow me to carry it to your car for you. I insist!!!!!
o'toma binlyin
1:22 pm on Wednesday, October 10, 2012
OK Mr Biden, this should hold you over through the weekend. The instructions say to keep you shirt on and your pants while taking.
John
1:22 pm on Wednesday, October 10, 2012
Big Pharma is really starting to live up to their name.
Chronicles of Bob
1:22 pm on Wednesday, October 10, 2012
So explain to me again. Why couldn't I use the drive-thru?
Billable Hours
1:46 pm on Wednesday, October 10, 2012
Isn't it because it's too big? Thought the size of the bottle made that obvious.
Chronicles of Bob
3:17 pm on Wednesday, October 10, 2012
Wait, what are we talking about? Is this still the favorite candy thread.
BOB
1:22 pm on Wednesday, October 10, 2012
better take this big bottle now .who ? knows what 2013will cover if obama wins .... with obama care .
J. K.
1:22 pm on Wednesday, October 10, 2012
Do you need a bag?
Linda Wood
1:22 pm on Wednesday, October 10, 2012
We sell a lot of this during teacher's strikes!
From: Linda D Wood
alski
1:22 pm on Wednesday, October 10, 2012
Believe me sir there are only two suppositories in here.
Hoghead
1:22 pm on Wednesday, October 10, 2012
I know this is a tough pill to swallow......
Kelly Gee
1:22 pm on Wednesday, October 10, 2012
I see you are now in the doughnut hole Mr. Smith.
Tom
1:27 pm on Wednesday, October 10, 2012
That's fine, Mr. Armstrong. We'll put these back on the shelf.
Brendan
1:37 pm on Wednesday, October 10, 2012
I found a place to stick all the Illinois politicians.
Billable Hours
1:49 pm on Wednesday, October 10, 2012
Thank you miss, I'll rush these Anti Flip Flopping pills to Governor Romney immediately.
TOUGH ON THE INSIDE
1:52 pm on Wednesday, October 10, 2012
Finally a pill I can wait till I have an erection for 4.5 hours before I have to contact my doctor.
Chronicles of Bob
8:07 am on Thursday, October 11, 2012
So, your Doctor gets many calls?
TOUGH ON THE INSIDE
9:06 am on Thursday, October 11, 2012
Not if Mam(m)a is driving the bus! Medical emergency or not, I'll take my chances!!!!
Donna M. Collins
2:48 pm on Wednesday, October 10, 2012
With our new plan to draw in new customers, we fill 3 years of generic meds instead of 3 weeks.
Dolores
5:42 pm on Wednesday, October 10, 2012
"This is the new Boeing Limited Edition vial: more legroom on the inside, expanded labels so you can get the whole patient information sheet on it........"
Irish Ross
6:54 pm on Wednesday, October 10, 2012
OK here it is...Mr. A. Nonymous right?
robin l kamien
7:27 pm on Wednesday, October 10, 2012
yeah I think OBAMA care should cover this but your neighbor might get mad since their paying for it
Steve
8:27 pm on Wednesday, October 10, 2012
You should see our jar of Vaseline!
Steve
8:39 pm on Wednesday, October 10, 2012
"The safety cap offers security to prevent your kids from accessing your medication... By the way, do you own a blow torch?!"
Steve
8:52 pm on Wednesday, October 10, 2012
"Oh, and make sure you read the label for any potential side effects and I also want to caution you - DO NOT, under any circumstance take these if you'll be driving at any time over the next year!"
Steve
8:57 pm on Wednesday, October 10, 2012
"Hey Fred, how's it hanging?"
Steve
9:04 pm on Wednesday, October 10, 2012
"Are you the one with the Rhino?"
Randal
9:51 pm on Wednesday, October 10, 2012
i just purchased this at the whitney houston estate sale!
Lorraine Swanson
3:30 am on Thursday, October 11, 2012
Like
Dutch Oven Chef
9:34 am on Thursday, October 11, 2012
Thank you for using the Sam's Club pharmacy!
Leda
11:42 am on Thursday, October 11, 2012
"Okay, take one dose of reality daily..."
Leda
1:27 pm on Tuesday, October 16, 2012
"This should last you through 2013 in the U.S., thank you for shopping at Walgreen's, Canada"