"If you really want to help, you could start work on that coconut radio"

penguin: "I thought capri pants were out of style"
man: "Well, your tux ain't workin' either"

Penquin; Why You Here??
Man; I needed to get away from all that Pollical B.S..!!

What the heck are YOU doing on the North Pole?

After losing to the Flyers, Pittsburgh banished me. Why are you here?

Groupon huh?

You mean this isn't Antarctica?

I'd ask you to come along but the invitation clearly stated black tie only.

"Is that coconut juice or are you just happy to see me?"

"So the guy that has conversations with volleyballs, thinks talking penguins are weird? I don't get you man!"

I think we're going to need a bigger island!

Man: Listen here pretty lady....
Penguin: Sir I'm a penguin.
Man: Anyway like I was saying, men have two emotions, hungry and horny and I don't see me eating anytime soon!
Penguin: Rrrrrright, I think I'm going to take my chances with the sharks.

Wouldn't this scene be better with a mermaid? This is the worst porno ever!

Oh Great...Happy Feet.....

Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ruff, ruff, ruff!!!!! (Translation: I think we're going to need a bigger penguin!)

When you were asleep i saw a ship this big!!

Will you PLEASE stop calling me Wilson!!!

Let me guess....Timeshare?

"Hey Mr.1 %...you need to share. You you don't need the rock AND the tree!!"

"I'll explain it one more time...I am an Emperor penguin and you are my loyal subject"

The longer Roger looks at the penguin he cant help but ponder the age old question....Ginger or MaryAnn.

Bruce Waynes' fantasy of being stranded with Meredith Vieira goes bad when he gets stuck with Burgess Meredith

Penguin..Who are you?
Man..My name's Obama, I was drugged and dropped here after I lost the 2012 election.
Penguin..Whatta ya mean?
Man.. I tried to be a dictator in the U.S. but the people got wise to me, but know I can be Dictator of this island.
Penguin.. I'm smarter than Biden, can I be Vice Dictator?

So this is what happened to Oak Forest! WOW, I guess we still have one tree, what is the tax on a Coconut???

Do you have any ice?

I rang for Opus, not Happy Feet!!

No this is not the third rock from the sun. Nor is it 30 Rock. This rock just got off.....

the other island.

"Yeah, but it's a dry heat, so it really isn't so bad."

You were resurrected here?

Chuck now understands why it's best not to trust a talking penguin genie.

Al, you lost in 2000, stop pouting , turn off the your global warming machine and give me my igloo back.!!!

"Just for fun, I'll be Tennessee and you'll be Chumly"

GENIE PENGUIN: "Ok, ok. I'll give you a mulligan on that last wish. I swear I heard you wish for a big rock, but the tropical island and full head of hair count."

Hey bro, can you check me in on Facebook? I can't get a signal...

Sorry man, I've been looking for my volleyball, it's says "Wilson" on it...

Hey... You want to see some Magic ?

um....Survivor is on that OTHER island.

"Stop looking at me like that!! We penguins Do Not taste like chicken!!"

Well, I'll be darned. Steve Bartman!

Penguin: I am going to need you to leave. I've got a girl coming over.

No, I will not play "rock, paper, flipper" with you again!

Penguin: "White Album, Apocalypse Now, and Harry Potter"
Man: "You know, playing the deserted island game is a lot more fun when you not actually on a deserted island"

"Hawks lost--you can shave now"

Penguin: "Look at those birds up there, just rubbing it in my face."
Man: "I got my own problems penguin."

"So I says to the guy, I says, 'Coconuts? Those aren't coconuts!'"

from Bob Schmidt - "Wilson sent me"

from Bill Chandler - I say swim for it, no balls no blue chips.

from Bill Chandler - Where is the volleyball? We could bump it around...

from Bill Chandler - Cheer up, America said she would be right back...

from Mike Stroud - Taste like chicken.

from Bill Chandler - Hi, my name is Friday.

So last week when you were angry and said, that you'd never speak to me again even if we were stranded on a deserted island together, did you really mean it?

Wanna see another magic trick?

Hey, I was just passing by, you need anything?

So, tell it to me again...I go directly North from here, turn left and then I'll run into the Brookfield Zoo?

You expected Jimmy Johns?

Can you walk on water? I can.

"Ok Warren, please explain The Buffet Rule to me again"

So you didn't book with Travelocity, sorry dude, but I'm not the gnome.
Irene Zamora

So where is Mr. Roarke, and are you Tattoo?
Irene & TAZ

So it's settled: we're both hallucinating.

"Wow...So this is the only Kardashian free zone in the world??!!.............its was worth the trip !!!

"Hey Mister".....How come even with that bright sun ,nothing on this island casts a shadow?"

"This is awesome!!! Are we the first two in line for the new Apple product?"