What do you mean you have a bear doing our taxes

He's sending for mama bear and baby bear , next he'll want poridge

Why is he googling recipes?

Harold and Marge enjoy a "Kodiak moment.".

I know he's just watching National Geographic and it's nature, but the way he is watching those bears mating is just creepy!

Only you can prevent computer virus's.

"Are you sure he's the best source for investment advice?"

"What I said was.... that I pictured .... You sitting bare by the computer"

Little Bear, is this Red you're chatting with over 18, or are we going to be seeing you on Dateline next week?

Seriously, next you're going to be in our bathroom with a newspaper.

I think we need to do an intervention. Barney is addicted to reading the comments on the Oak Lawn Patch website.

"He checks the stats every day hoping this is THE YEAR.....He was a Cub when they won the World Series."

Look Carl, he has to google "how to make porridge."

"Nancy, come quick, look what i showed Yogi to do." "Big deal, let me know when he actually knows his proper home row keys."

"This Facebook addiction is getting out of hand, he completely missed hibernation this past winter."

"He's looking online for a new job since the Chicago Bears let him go."

from Mike Stroud - "Ooooh, Papa Bear!"

"Oh good, you're both here. Tell me what you think about this picture of Goldilocks on match.com. She liked my profile."

I'm Telling You!! He's smarter than the average bear!!!

He's been trying to find another place to stay since the police took her away. I don't get it, his two brothers just went back to bed. He said he feels violated and swore to never sleep there again.

Harold and Marge enjoy a "Kodiak moment"

No, really, I know how to use this thing. I saw Blago do it on Celebrity Apprentice.

Hmmmm Who would of thought? www.bear-it-all is an educational web site devoted to the proper training of picnicking basket confiscation.

Hey guys - 100 pounds of raw Montana mountain wildflower honey on ebay for $2 a pound - so $200, free shipping - good price - right? Give me the visa number again quick.

Are you sure he's the best one to give investment advice?

Todays bear is so lazy, he's ordering salmon online..

He just loves to put on his tutu and watch.. Dancing with the Russian Bear Stars

""Is it me or does your brother look alot like Mike Ditka?

Maybe if you search "Grin and bear it" verse "Grin and bare it" the responses wouldn't be as offensive.

What a silly question! Who wouldn't know we go to the bathroom in the woods? It's as obvious as the Pope being Catholic.

"Carl, can you please tell Bear to stop emailing and taunting Chris Hansen? He dosen't believe me that he's not the predator they're trying to catch." "Sure Honey, but when did you teach him how to sit in a chair?"

Wow, I thougt I had some weird fetishes... This is in un-bear-lieveable!

"All he does, all day, is search Groupon for deals on laser hair removal!"

Yep! You're right, according to this, I have been "crop dusting" you... Sorry guys!

At least HE knows how to pay his bills online - unlike Mr. "I Missed the Mail Pick-Up Again."

He's the perfect stock analyst for this bear market.

"I hope he's not using up all my battery life. It's not even charging."

http://www.laptopbatterycare.com

Honest Larry, Alex and I hate to see you typing here at village hall on a Saturday night. Finish up and meet us at Deja brew.

reaching a new low..............Bear Grylls in Technology vs. Wild

He's on Build-A-Bear's website trying to catalog order a bride.

"Now entering hibernation mode."

"Is it still bestiality if a bear watches animal porn?"

No! That's a naughty Bear!

"Well, we know the bear shops Ambercrombie.com, watched an episode of Golden Girls and is well groomed. I guess we'll call him Heath." "Wait, how do you know he's not a she?"

"Honey,you messed up again. I thought you said. Yogi Berra was coming to visit !!"
"This is deja vu all over again !!!"

Sorry hubby the bear treats me better than you.. He is better....